This has to be the strangest thing. Someone has stolen a copy of this site and has put it on a server being used for portscanning attacks. I was mailed earlier today by a sysadmin who asked if I knew anything about the attacks. I was confused because I couldn't understand how he'd associated me with that IP address. When he mailed back and suggested I visit that address in a web browser I was gobsmacked to see an old copy of Internet Alchemy up there! Not only is this person portscanning random networks but they're masquerading as me for some reason. Very very strange....